Only Jordan...........

So, I was sitting at work the other week and in comes an email receipt from itunes for $106.97. I.WAS.FREAKING.LIVID. I called Jordan to yell at him for this (because clearly it was his fault :) I informed him that I don't even have time to wipe my a** most days, nonetheless call itunes to dispute a bill.

So, when we got off the phone he immediately started yelling at Cali. She plays on his iphone ALL.THE.TIME. AND, she knows the password and how to download apps. He informs me that she does however, "know the difference between the free apps and the apps that cost money", so Jordan figured she was old enough to know better and she must be punished for this problem :)

He said she felt terrible for the bill and offered to pay for the problem. Thinking Jordan really got through to her, he accepted her apology. She went back to him later offering him back his money she took from him a while ago to pay for it???

Perplexed, Jordan asked where the money was. She explained it was in her change purse in her suitcase in the closet. Proceeding to explain that she "needed it for when she went to Hollywood". He went up there with her and found (and I quote from Jordan) a "C-Note, 3 fifty's, and a ten"!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I about died when he told me this story!! I asked him if when he found it if he lectured her about stealing?? He informed me that "no, he just said thanks and hopes she does it to someone else. I mean, that could be huge money".

Holy.Lord.