Jeanne had boots....and I had diarrhea if you hadn't heard.
Before Katie started hating me :)
Steel Magnolia
They're clearly not too proud.
Love him
God bless little Jimmy Dickens :)
That's right. We bought Garth shirts.
A pictures worth a thousand words. I believe this says it all :)
Pre-Garth craziness. Kels, after much thought...we probably should have gotten paid for such an incredible performance we put on that night. Job.Well.Done
God, we're fun :)
Only for you Garth
Mom could not have watched the concert for more than 10 total minutes. She was too fascinated by the couple a few rows over. She was evidently "grinding on him"???
I.Heart.Garth.
"Mom gives you everything. You never had any rules"
Me: "Wait....let me get a picture of this fight before you respond"
Well, well,well........this past weekend, Kelsey, Katie, mom and I went on a road trip to Nashville, TN to see THE GARTH. Who would have thought that after all these years we could still fight like little kids. I think that everyone thought it was humorous, besides Katie that is.
The first night we went to the Grand Ole Opry. Everyone drank beforehand and was having a pretty good time (well, that is besides me. Because if you hadn't heard....I had diarrhea (refer to Katie's facebook post :) Mom was in a league of her own; to say she was "drunk" would be the understatement of the century. As for the Opry, it was pretty freaking boring, that is, until Brad Paisley surprised everyone and came out and sang a couple of songs in celebration of Little Jimmy Dickens birthday. It was freaking AWE.SOME. Katie of course wanted to go to a couple raves afterwards (or whatever the kids call those these days). Kelsey got suckered into going while mom and I went back to the room like a couple of 90 year olds. On the way back to the hotel, mom looked at me and said, "See Kayla. This is the problem. I drink so much too early that I can't stay up past 6:00". Then, with a completely serious look on her face, she looks at me and says, "like...do you think I should move time zones??". May God be with you Jeanne.
The second night, we went to see Garth. The Church of Garth was truly a spiritual experience (well, at least for Kels and I). Kelsey and I stood up and SCREAMED EVERY LYRIC TO EVERY SONG that that wonderful man sang. Kels, you didn't let me down. That was one hell of a performance we put on :) My voice is still a bit scratchy though.
We got up early and made it home before all the snow came. The one thing I can tell you is that this WILL be a yearly trip- well, at least for the majority of us :)
FAVORITE MOMENTS OF THE TRIP:
1. On the way down we decided that we needed to catch lunch. Kelsey pulls off in Mt. Vernon and has to make the decision to take a left or right. Katie says "right" and I yell "left". Of course, Kelsey turns left. Katie was PISSED. I believe she called me a bitch twice over the deal. I wanted Fazzolis and she clearly did not. I get pissed and tell her to freaking pick then. So, then Kelsey pulls into Steak and Shake and Katie cannot get out of the car fast enough to smoke a cigarette. As she jumps out she yells that her money is in her wallet and that all she wants is a diet freaking coke. I got called a bitch twice over my choice in restaurants and she doesn't even order a meal!! hahaha. Funny now- not so much at 11:00 on the drive down
2. Mom singing to Jesus Christ Superstar. That's right. She brought it. The ending was an absolute sight to see (and hear for that matter). After she finishes the song, she looks at Kelsey and me and says, "YESSSSSSSSSSS. I NAILED THAT". HAHAHAHAHA. I don't believe I have ever laughed so freaking hard in my life.
3. Oh..did I mention that I had diarrhea.
4. We made it there and back safely....well that is until I get literally 30 freaking feet from my house and I almost ran into a tree. Kelsey was narrating the experience by saying. "oh. oh. oh", until the car finally stopped 2 inches from the tree.
FAVORITE QUOTES OF THE TRIP:
1. (Kelsey talking to Katie on the way down- AFTER we had to stop for the 15th smoke break/bathroom break)
Kelsey: "I hope you get gang raped in the bathroom"
2. (Kelsey yelling at a van full of illegals as they push a semi off the road in bumper to bumper traffic)
Kelsey: "THIS ISN'T MEXICO, BUDDY!!!!!!!!"
3. (Katie telling Kelsey and me why she didn't have a good time and why she thinks we're bitches)
Me: "Katie...seriously...tell me you didn't have a freaking blast with us"
Katie: "Negative"
Me: (as I pull down my rearview mirror to look at her) "WWWWHHHAAATTTTEVER. What do you mean"
Katie: "You guys are bitches"
Me: "Ok...maybe so, but I hope you're including yourself in there. Give me a freaking example"
Katie: "I will. Like yesterday when you and Kelsey were bitching that we had to leave the mall after an hour. You walk out and she says, "why did we even fu***** go if we are only go to stay an hour".
Me: "In our defense, we didn't think you could hear us"
4. (Katie is driving and we are looking for a place to park at the Opryland Hotel)
Me: "Katie, just drop us off here"
Katie: "Get fuc***"
Kelsey: "Katie, since you don't want to go anyways...just drop us off and drive around :)"
Me: "Perfect...I'll pay you 10 bucks"
Mom: "Shit, I'll pay you 20 (well, 18 of it will have to go towards parking :)"
5. (Still driving around looking for a spot at the Hotel)
Mom: "Ooooo,,,..pull in there"
Katie: "WE CAN'T!!! THAT SAYS PRESIDENTIAL PARKING ONLY"
Mom: "Well....we could say we are driving the President around"
Me: "Guilty.As.Charged"
6. (Leaving the Garth concert)
Me: "Ohhhhhhh my lllllloooorrrdddd. That was like the best money.....that.......mom.ever.spent"
7. (Pretty much ever where we went)
Me: "Did I freaking mention that I have diarrhea?"
8: "Do they sell left handed cigarettes here?" (a total joke, but funny nonetheless)
THIS WEEKEND WAS A TOTAL SUCCESS :)
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